1.NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2.EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3.MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4.BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5.ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word of any argument.
Anything a man says after that...is the beginning of a new argument.

6.CATS
Women love cats...Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7.FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8.SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9.MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

10.DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11.NATURAL
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed
Woman somehow deteriorate during the night.

12.OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite books, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13.THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes...There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

AND FINALLY.....
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband > asked sarcastically , "Relative of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws" lol

A terrible hurt
A terrible memory
A terrible sorrow
Burnt for eternity

Eyes so brown
Lips so red
Why does loving you
Make me so dead?

I can't forget what
Didn't end well
Can't laugh off
What wasn't funny

I have to forget
But I just can't
Can't erase what
Was never mine

I close my eyes
Wishing you were here
To mend a heart so broken and
Teared

To drench the thirst from my dying lips
To feed my hunger so piercling deep
To see your eyes and read your lips
Just to know you still love me

Your so near yet so far away
That's what I heard you once say

I love you so, so much, more then you know
My soul I would give
Just to see you love

My life is worth nothing compared to yours
That's why it hurts so much to see your hurts.

A love so pure, so honest, so faithful
So burning
A love so kind, so gentle,
So beautifully yearning

A love above all loves before
Patient, forgiving and understanding

That's why I'll love you now

Yesterday
Tomorrow
& Forever

& that's how it'll stay.
& always

In my memory…………….